Actual exchange between me and the deli guy earlier tonight--
marina: [puts 24oz of Pilsner on the counter--shut up, i had a long day]
deli guy: [rings up beer, puts it in bag]
deli guy: for you? [points to beer]
deli guy: [smiles big, giggles] ahhhh, crunk!
...the deli guy called me crunk. I'm not even sure what to say, but somehow that seems significant.