How to write about snow in New York without sounding cheesy?
(a) All of these fuckers are scared of a little snow; last I heard, this "snowstorm" was going to leave six inches of snow. Six inches is nothing! In Wisconsin, we don't notice anything under a foot. Fucking pussies.
(b) I'm pretty sure I'm going to slip and fall on my ass at some point, maybe even while sober!
(c) I wonder if this means I don't have to go to my internship tomorrow morning?
(d) Tonight, on my break, I walked around for half an hour in the snow, and I felt calmer and happier than I have in days.
Woops, that last one was cheesy! Kill me now!