1. I have too much stuff. Way, way too much stuff.
2. You can ship things with Amtrak. It's actually far cheaper than shipping through USPS, if you have more than 100 pounds of stuff.
3. Which I do. Times four or five, probably.
4. Seriously, I have too much crap. I threw so much away, and there's still so much more to pack.
5. It's so much easier to get things done when you're unemployed.