So after doing absolutely no work on my paper all morning, I decided I needed to go to the coffee shop and spend money I don't have at the Alterra. But first, I decided I needed to walk by the new apartment because I couldn't quite remember what the building looked like. And hey, guess what? I am not going to apologize for doing something so borderline weird, because my landlady happened to be standing on the front porch, so I walked up the steps to talk to her, and she was like "hey, I washed all your curtains for you, and also I'm almost done cleaning your whole house, and we re-grouted the bathroom tiles and we're almost done painting and oh by the way, we put up two awesome amazing light fixtures and a ceiling fan WITH A REMOTE CONTROL" and holy shit, I have the best landlords EVER. She cleaned my fridge! And my windows!
And then, after I went upstairs to check everything out, she walked back downstairs with me, and she was all "so are you in love with him?" and I was all "who, Nathan?" and then I started giggling, because I have a lovely amazing apartment and awesome landlords and the best boyfriend in the world. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But hey, if this is making you want to vomit, don't worry. I'm at the coffee shop, and now that I've finished freaking out over how awesome my new apartment is, I have nothing to do but finish my fucking paper. I really am so sick of this goddamn paper, and I really hope that translates to finishing it quickly and not having to think about it anymore.