[Disregard previous post; I finally remembered that something actually important happened today.*]
My cousin Jason is getting married! To this awesome woman named Sarah! And will soon be a stepdad! Which means I will soon have another... second cousin? I should figure out what that relationship is, my other cousin is having a baby soon. Okay, that's not the point, the point is Jason is getting married! Also, I get to be in the wedding party! Score!
Alright, back to my previously scheduled stupid schoolwork.
*Aside from The Resurrection**, obviously. Uh, also, I think it technically happened a few days ago? The proposal, I mean, not Jesus. That was years and years ago.
**That's what Easter is, right? The Resurrection? Or is it The... Day Jesus Flew Up to Heaven***?
***I did not think this was going to turn out so blasphemous.