Hey kids! Look at this!
It's like it was made for me. Look! I posted today! Two days and counting--I am a fucking awesome person and a success at life.
In other news, I applied for student loan consolidation loans today and had to add up my payoff amounts for all of my private loans, and really, it's okay. I mean, I'm thinking I might try to sell my eggs or something, but that's not so drastic. If I start talking about selling my liver, then you can worry. Because, I mean, if I sell my liver, then how would I be able to drink? And then if I couldn't drink, how would I be able to kill the pain caused by selling my eggs to pay for college?
My kittens are so adorably annoying.