29 March 2007

dirty foxtrot

So on Sunday, Nick carried our old microwave down to the garbage area because he is just that nice, plus it's not like me or Kira were going to carry it cuz we're just girls, and after we decided to just leave the microwave by all the other broken appliances, we saw this old box of books nestled among the bags of trash, so obviously I looked through them, and as if throwing books away, THROWING THEM AWAY WITH TRASH AND BROKEN MICROWAVES, wasn't cause enough for burning hatred, they threw away a copy of The Handmaid's Tale. Bitches, you do not throw away Margaret Atwood. She'll fucking cut you; she'll invent a machine so that she can cut you from a thousand miles away, because she is too good to deal with your boring, pedestrian blood.

Seriously though, who throws away The Handmaid's Tale?

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