Look, I don't want to be an asshole or anything (I guess), but why are people so lazy? Am I the only one with a work ethic anymore. I have one paid job and like thirty unpaid jobs (WHICH MAKES ME A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU), and, yes, lately I've been doing a half-assed job at all of them instead of a full-assed (???) job at any of them, and yes, probably I should not say yes to everyone and everything (i.e. stop being such a dirty whore, or at least start getting paid for whoring myself. [hi mom! proud of me yet?]), but why am I the only one who errs on the side of working too hard? FUCK.
[Note to self: in the future, do not schedule an important test for the same week you're supposed to launch a website.]
In conclusion, listen to The Shins' new album. I forget the title (something with "night" and/or "away"), but it is lovely.