Embarrassing revelation #1: Bridget Jones's Diary is playing as background noise while I sew. In my defense, I don't own a copy, I'm watching it instantly on Netflix. [INSTANTLY!!!]
Embarrassing revelation #2: When it started playing, it was at the end credits, because Netflix saves your place wherever you last stopped, and apparently I've watched Bridget Jones's Diary before. Recently, probably. Yikes.