NOTICE TO ALL

Never grow up. Being an adult is lame-o.

My parents were here for what seemed like five minutes. I'm consoling myself with the thought that I'll be home in two and a half weeks.

I am currently stalled, devoid of motivation to do anything other than listen to music and print photos. Even the printing thing is a stretch. Please tell me that I'm being ridiculous.

My cats shed more than any cat I've ever had. Also, they poop way too much.

Dear Kid on the Corner Outside My Window,

Why do you keep blowing your whistle when the cop cars drive by? Is it the sirens? The sirens sound better when accompanied by loud, insistent blows on your whistle?

I hate you,
marinatina


Dear Little Girl I Just Heard Scream "Somebody got shot!"

Really?

Congratulations on the loss of your innocence,
marinatina


Dear Police Mans and/or Womans,

Why do you keep driving by my window with the sirens on? Can't you find some other route that's less annoying to me?

I hope that helicopter I hear doesn't belong to you,
marinatina


Dear Helicopter Pilot,

Seriously, what the fuck is up?

I hope you're just a traffic copter that's lost it's way,
marinatina


Dear Other Cat,

I can't believe you just licked my apple. I put something down for one minute and you ruin it. Stop biting my knee, asshole!

Next time I'm throwing you out the window,
marinatina


Dear Mom and/or Dad,

Just kidding about the cop cars and the shooting! Harlem is safe!

Send money,
marinatina